A couple are trekking through the forest. Scantly clad, fit as fish. They hear a growl and quickly spin around to see a 300 pound black bear with it's arms raised and salivation dripping from it's pearlies, advancing on them. The man of the couple takes his double barrel shot gun and with two shots knocks the bear to it's demise. Taken with the strength and courage of her male companion, the leading lady throws herself upon him and with her legs wrapped around him he carries her towards the dying carcass of the bear. This is where the sex takes place. Right on top of the bear.
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